Career objective: to swoop and poop whenever and wherever the urge strikes.
- Prone to violent bouts of diarrhoea
- Champion fry-getter
- Unafraid of people and seagulls
- Dodging cars, buses, and trains
- Good at keeping talons intact (still got both!)
- Group player; master of gathering at feet of chip eaters and breadcrumb throwers
- Excellent seeker of breadcrumbs
- Comely mating calls
Career highlight: Jackson Pollocked a Bentley.
See above and below, here on this page and out on the streets.
Referees / Portfolio:
The Pavement Outside Dave’s Chip Shop
The Lightbox of Chan’s Kitchen (now spiked on top)
The 3rd Park Bench at Belmore Park (once green, now 70% white)