Career objective: to swoop and poop whenever and wherever the urge strikes.

Professional skills: 

• Prone to violent bouts of diarrhoea
• Champion fry-getter
• Unafraid of people and seagulls
• Dodging cars, buses, and trains
• Good at keeping talons intact (still got both!)
• Group player; master of gathering at feet of chip eaters and breadcrumb throwers
• Excellent seeker of breadcrumbs
• Comely mating calls

Career highlight: Jackson Pollocked a Bentley.

Work experience: 

See above and below, here on this page and out on the streets.

Referees / Portfolio:

The Pavement Outside Dave’s Chip Shop

The Lightbox of Chan’s Kitchen (now spiked on top)

The 3rd Park Bench at Belmore Park (once green, now 70% white)